Posted 5 hours ago

thatfunnyblog:

Please be entertained by this fish scaring this dog.

image

(Source: shouldnt)

Posted 5 hours ago
mewmii:

epicukulelesolo:

thethespacecoyote:

ineloquentformalities:

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

funoftheday:

Instead of caramel apples this Halloween, melt jolly ranchers in a 250 degree oven for around 5 minutes, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for the sparkling space effect!

this is kind of genius

WHOA

NIGHT VALE APPLES

Void flavored

Have fun trying to bite into that

mewmii:

epicukulelesolo:

thethespacecoyote:

ineloquentformalities:

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

funoftheday:

Instead of caramel apples this Halloween, melt jolly ranchers in a 250 degree oven for around 5 minutes, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for the sparkling space effect!

this is kind of genius

WHOA

NIGHT VALE APPLES

Void flavored

Have fun trying to bite into that

Posted 5 hours ago

jabberwockyx:

This scene is seriously the cutest thing ever.

Posted 5 hours ago

meowoofau:

13 cats failing at hide and seek

As good as cats think they are at hiding from us, we know better.

(Source: meowoof.com.au)

Posted 5 hours ago
Posted 5 hours ago

lipslikemarilyn:

orima-kazooie:

mister-smalls:

outerheavenuprising:

do you think like 600 years ago book nerds got real mad when the printing press was invented because filthy casuals could get books without having to copy them out themselves

Actually yes they did

and there were certain ancient Greeks who were angry when writing was invented, because it meant that literature was more accessible to the filthy casual masses

true shit, people

People never change do they

we got taller

Posted 5 hours ago
Posted 5 hours ago

moistwilly:

tbh if i was hot, the chances of me becoming a slut would increase by about idk 800%

(Source: moistwilly)

Posted 5 hours ago
  1. spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
  2. french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
  3. german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
  4. english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
  5. gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
  6. polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
  7. japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
  8. welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
  9. chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
  10. arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
  11. latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
  12. sign language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
  13. russian: idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it
  14. Greek: so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit
Posted 6 hours ago

dubstepsunset:

It’s too early but I laughed louder than I should have

(Source: yes-this-is-groot)